What Your Mom Would Feed You If Your Mom Was A Man

That's the ending to my favorite campaign of 2006. Combo's those mysterious pretzel pizza concoctions were just dying for something as hilarious as this. But for an ending as good as, "What your mom would feed you if your mom was a man," you better have a great set up. And these do. Amazing casting, great director and the perfect punch line. There's nothing else to say.



Another campaign that needs mentioning is Jack's Link Beef Jerky. How do you feed your wild side? Eating beef jerky of course, and messin' with sasquatch. Like the Combo's this falls into the category of, "Stuff I Wish I'd Done."

Chomp, Chomp, Chomp

As a life long Green Bay Packer fan my favorite player has generally been one who wears green and gold. Favre, Butler, Sterling Sharpe, White, and of course Chuck Cecil. Will this season it's all changed. I've got a new favorite player. And his name...
Adam "Pacman" Jones. Why? Because he has gotten arrested twice for punching women at clubs, and he's a fine football player. But his name is what really gets me cause it generates quotes like this.

"I bet 25 coaches would have thrown Pacman Jones off their team for the stuff he pulled in the last couple of years, and I'm not sure I wouldn't have,'' I said to Jeff Fisher on Sunday. Said Fisher: "I know. I understand. But he's maturing. And let me tell you, Pacman is going to be a force in this game.'' What a tour de force game he played to beat the Jags: an 83-yard interception return for touchdown, a 70-yard kickoff return, half a sack, three passes defended.