Short shorts and long tights.
We're men, we're men in tights. Apparently this is the new saying in the NBA. Men wearing tights is cool. Obviously it's true, cause all the stars are doing it. I'm a Bucks fan and four to five guys on the team are doing it. Everyone is doing it. But are the tights performance enhancers? Do they make a difference in a players game? Who knows, one thing is for sure, they look incredibly stupid.
What's going to come of this? Will little kids wear tights under their YMCA uni's. Probably. The NBA always seems to have this trend that comes, and eventually goes. The head band, the wrist band, the ultra baggy shorts, the bike shorts under the shorts, the tattoo, that arm thing that Iverson wears, and now this: full blown tights.
My theory is become truer by the day. NBA players are slowly becoming women. Maybe the WNBA isn't such a bad idea. Next season I heard Shaq's gonna be wearing a nice set of double D breats. He'll be known as the Big Aerola.
posted by laughjon at 1.3.06
1 Comments:
jon, no kidding i complain about this every time i see a game! being a tall-guy loving chick, basketball has gone nothing but downhill for me. why can't it go back to the seventies with the short shorts and long socks? at least then i could watch the hot leggy men when i got bored with seeing all the fouls. i mean, it's bad enough their shorts are past their knees and to put tights on underneath?! how much more unsexy can it get?!
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